Six reasons why Indians can't be terrorists

1) We are always late. We'll miss the flight which is to be hijacked.

2) With free food and drinks on the plane we forget why we're there.

3) We would fight over each other for a media photograph with the hostages.

4) We can't keep a secret. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.

5) We always talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

6) We would have postponed the mission because of a cricket match!