Rat and bat

A rat and a bat had a one night stand.

Both of them forgot about it...

why?

Rat gayi bat gayi.

- sms forward

Do this

2+3=8

3+7=27

4+5=32

5+8=60

6+7=72

7+8=?

Heal

Be a lamp, a lifeboat, a ladder. Help someone's soul heal. Walk out of your house like a shepherd.

- Rumi

Santa and Banta

Santa complaining about wife's cooking: When I go home, I don't ask my wife ki kya banaya but kya ban jayega!

Banta: When I got married and complained to my in-laws, they said give it two or three months! I asked: For what? Will she improve? They said: No you will get used to her cooking :-p

Patience

Patience is not much about waiting, but it is about how one behaves while waiting.

- Ramesh Rao

Love

Love feeds on unknown and unknowable.
- John Steinbeck

Memories

Tucked behind a dozen old trees, are two wooden benches that time forgot. Cinders quietly burn, with  dead leaves and twigs, occasional whiffs teasing my nasal buds with pure artistry, shoring up my mind's resolve till expelled by a blasting sneeze. Vague memories of a musical hangover, show up and fade away.

- Max Babi